英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华

1、人之所以能，是相信能。

2、人的价值蕴藏在人的才能之中。

3、莫找借口失败，只找理由成功。

4、利用时间是一个极其高级的规律。

5、完成工作的方法，是爱惜每一分钟。

6、泉水，奋斗之路越曲折，心灵越纯洁。

7、不再迁就，走向成功，从拒绝*庸开始！

8、我要扼住命运的咽喉，它休想使我屈服。

9、世界上那些最容易的事情中，拖延时间最不费力。

10、每个人脚下都有一方土，但并非每个人都有一条路。

11、读的书如果超过一万卷，你写字的时候就会有精神。

12、我喜欢离开人们通行的小路，而走荆棘丛生的崎岖山路。

13、让我们直面失败，直面坎坷，蔑视这生活中的绊脚石吧！

14、海浪的品格，就是无数次被礁石击碎又无数闪地扑向礁石。

15、生活因为背负苦难而变得坚实，人生因为坎坷而成就多彩。

16、时间就是生命，时间就是知识，时间就是胜利，时间就是财富。

17、如果我比笛卡尔看得远些，那是因为我站在巨人们的肩上的缘故。

18、Life is to seek new knowledge.

19、Use of time is a very advanced.

20、即使道路坎坷不*，车轮也要前进；即使江河波涛汹涌，船只也航行。

21、The value of a man is in the person's ability.

22、Youth is a kind of what, what you gain when old.

23、I've learned any valuable knowledge by self-study.

24、Without bold speculation has made a great discovery.

25、The struggle for truth is the greatest pleasure of life.

26、Everyone at the foot of a patch, but not everyone has a path.

27、In each starlight falling night, again and again count my lonely.

28、The most easy thing in the world, the delay time is the least effort.

29、I like to leave people traffic lane, and rugged walk is fraught with risk.

30、Is murder wasting other people's time, wasting your time is slow *.

31、There is no other misfortune that could be compared with the loss of time.

32、Every great achievement of science, are bold fantasy as the starting point.

33、A man don't pay attention to small things, will never succeed big business.

34、Where there is a genius, I'm with all the others drink coffee time at work.

35、Beautiful blueprint, fall at the hand of idlers, but also is a sheet of paper.

36、How much life time calculation, the value of life by contribution calculation.

37、Is the meaning of life is to give, give, is not accepted, also is not fighting for.

38、No longer indulge, on the road to success, refused to mediocrity from the beginning!

39、Even if the bumpy road, the wheels also advance; Even choppy rivers, the ships navigation.

40、Brings us face to face with failure, face to face with bumps and bruises, contempt of the stumbling blocks in this life!!!!

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华扩展阅读

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展1）

——英语作文中常用的谚语 40句菁华

1、一人修路，万人安步。

2、不怕路长，只怕志短。

3、不经一事，不长一智。

4、十里认人，百里认衣。

5、千里之堤，溃于蚁穴。

6、坐吃山空，立吃地陷。

7、头回上当，二回心亮。

8、敬老得老，敬禾得宝。

9、水往下流，人争上游。

10、知足常乐，终身不辱。

11、风大就凉，人多就强。

12、拍马有个架，先笑后说话。

13、每日省一钱，三年并一千。

14、火越烧越旺，人越干越壮。

15、要知山中事，乡间问老农。

16、老牛肉有嚼头，老人言有听头。

17、No lie, no crop.

18、不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。

19、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。

20、Get more help, get less help.

21、Save one horse a day for ten years.

22、Home has no heart, broom upside down.

23、The drums are silent and unreasonable.

24、He bought cheap firewood and cooked rice.

25、Don't burn tofu too old, don't talk too early.

26、If you fall for it, you will have a bright heart.

27、Save one dollar a day, three years and a thousand.

28、Water flows downstream and people compete upstream.

29、King is good to see, but little devil is hard to ask.

30、Man practices in the world, and knives grind on stones.

31、The longer the horns are, the more greedy the rich are.

32、Ten Li recognize people, one hundred Li recognize clothes.

33、Three days do not read oral, three years do not do manual.

34、Be careful not to be afraid of more, be courteous not late.

35、The power can not be exhausted, the blessings can not be enjoyed.

36、Thousands of gold are hard to buy. Thousands of gold do not sell.

37、If you don't go to the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger's son.

38、When the wind blows, it cools, and when there are many people, it strengthens.

39、Man speaks first of etiquette and righteousness, while tree speaks first of flowers and fruits.

40、Entering the mountain is not afraid of hurting people and tigers, but of two sides of human love.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展2）

——英语作文中常见的谚语 40句菁华

1、不经一事，不长一智。

2、人怕引诱，塘怕渗透。

3、天无二日，人无二理。

4、当着矮人，别说矮话。

5、瓜无滚圆，人无十全。

6、刻薄不赚钱，忠厚不折本。

7、水退石头在，好人说不坏。

8、海内存知己，天涯若比邻。

9、会跳的先缩脚，会撞的先缩脖。

10、全是生姜不辣，全是花椒不麻。

11、无才无以立足，不苦不能成才。

12、知识使人谦虚，无知使人傲慢。

13、贪图一时快活，必然留下隐祸。

14、一口吃不成胖子，一步跨不到天边。

15、不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。

16、劝君更尽一杯酒，西出阳关无故人。

17、囤尖浪费看不见，到了囤底后悔迟。

18、撒网要撒迎头网，开船要开顶风船。

19、既然选择了远方，便只顾风雨兼程！

20、Snakes are cold, wolves are fishy.

21、No melon is round, no man is perfect.

22、No talent can be established without suffering.

23、Musk naturally fragrant, do not need strong wind.

24、There is no basis for words, but facts are proof.

25、It is better to rely on oneself than on one's own.

26、Spread the net head-on, and sail the windward boat.

27、Listening at the same time is clear, but belief is dark.

28、Knowledge makes one humble, ignorance makes one arrogant.

29、Poor and strong, not falling into the clouds of ambition.

30、Old trees withered vines, crows, bridges and watery homes.

31、Shrinking your feet before jumping and neck before bumping.

32、Without winter and cold, I do not know the warmth of spring.

33、Learning is better than seeing, and practicing is better than seeing.

34、If you are not afraid of failing to learn, you are afraid of sincerity.

35、Falling red is not a merciless thing, but a spring mud to protect flowers.

36、There are climbing heads in the mountains and running heads in the distance.

37、The waste of hoarding can not be seen, but regrets later when it comes to hoarding.

38、You are advised to drink more wine, and there is no reason why the sun rises in the west.

39、Tigers are not powerful from the mountains, but fish are difficult to live from the water.

40、They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展3）

——英语作文中常用谚语 40句菁华

1、人凭志气，虎凭威势。

2、人怕引诱，塘怕渗透。

3、兵不离队，鸟不离群。

4、没有追求就没有收获。

5、管中窥豹，只见一斑。

6、说起来容易做起来难。

7、闪光的未必都是金子。

8、刻薄不赚钱，忠厚不折本。

9、团结一条心，黄土变成金。

10、山高有攀头，路远有奔头。

11、手艺是活宝，天下饿不倒。

12、会怪怪自己，不会怪怪别人。

13、七八个星天外，两三点雨山前。

14、知识使人谦虚，无知使人傲慢。

15、知识只能循序渐进，不能跃进。

16、脚正不怕鞋歪，心正不怕雷打。

17、南朝四百八十寺，多少楼台烟雨中。

18、拼一年春夏秋冬，搏一生无怨无悔。

19、说归说，笑归笑，动手动脚没家教。

20、门前有马非为富，家中有人不算穷。

21、Cook rice and speak reasonably.

22、No poisonous hand, no rich man.

23、An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

24、Your own destiny is in your own hands.

25、All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

26、You blame yourself, you don't blame others.

27、Birds fly to the open, people go to the high.

28、A bottle of water is silent and half of it is shaky.

29、A greedy ghost is not full, but a miser is not rich.

30、It can only save suffering, it can't save gambling.

31、Soldiers are not separated, birds are not separated.

32、Handicraft is a living treasure, the world is hungry.

33、Foot is not afraid of shoe crooked, heart is not afraid of thunder.

34、The old man lost his signature and the common people chewed bricks.

35、The fox always shows its tail and the snake always spits its tongue.

36、There is no hope in hard thinking, but there is a rush in hard work.

37、People fight for gas, fire fight for flame, Buddha fight for incense.

38、People are afraid of temptation, but ponds are afraid of infiltration.

39、If you are not afraid of shallow learning, you are afraid of short ambition.

40、If you don't want to be cheap, you will lose a lot if you want to be cheap.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展4）

——高中常用英语短语 50句菁华

1、the day after tomorrow 后天

2、one another 相互，彼此（三者或三者以上之间）

3、each other 相互（指两者之间）

4、attract one's attention 引起（注意，兴趣等）

5、make the bed 整理床铺

6、at the beginning of 在……起始，开始

7、hold one's breath 屏息；憋住气

8、give sb. a clap 为……鼓掌

9、a suit of clothes 一套衣服

10、cross out 划掉

11、in danger 处境危险

12、out of date 过时

13、in all directions 向四面八方

14、enter oneself for a contest 报名比赛

15、as a matter of fact 事实上

16、give out 用尽，耗尽，筋疲力尽

17、in good health 身体好

18、learn/know sth. by heart 记住某事

19、leave out 忽略，遗漏

20、make money 赚钱

21、make progress 取得进步

22、measure one's height 量身高

23、have a meeting 开会

24、in modern times 在现代

25、join the navy 参加海军

26、No parking here! 此处禁止停车!

27、Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧。

28、take one's place 坐某人的座位，代替某人的职务

29、primary school 小学

30、out of the question 不可能

31、make room for 给……腾出地方

32、satisfy one's needs 满足某人的需要

33、take sides in 站在……一边

34、smooth away difficulties 克服困难

35、sweat off one's face 擦脸上的汗

36、in sight 在视野内，看得见

37、in those days 在过去，在那些日子里

38、keep one’s promise 遵守诺言

39、in fun 开玩笑似的

40、at home and abroad 在国内外；go abroad 出国

41、in sb.'s absence = in the absence of 某人不在时； be absent from 缺席

42、be absorbed in 全神贯注于

43、be delayed through an accident 由于事故而耽误

44、come （run） across （偶然）碰到 ； get sth. across 使人理解；领会

45、sth come to an end 某事结束了

46、at the end of… 在…末尾 在…结束时

47、have an effect on…=affect

48、a rain/shower of… 像雨一样落下的东西

49、year after year 年复一年的（表每年的重复）

50、add... to 把.....加到......上

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展5）

——古文中的经典励志名言 40句菁华

1、天下兴亡，匹夫有责。（顾炎武）

2、智从学问聪明中自然而生，非可强为，强为之智便成愚诈。——《曾国藩》

3、前车之覆，后车之鉴。（汉书）

4、锲而不舍，金石可镂。（荀子·劝学）

5、清水出芙蓉，天然去雕饰。（李白）

6、莫等闭，白了少年头，空悲切。（岳飞）

7、少年辛苦终身事，莫向光阴惰寸功。（杜荀鹤）

8、桃李不言，下自成蹊。（史记）

9、天时不如地利，地利不如人和。（《孟子》）

10、天行有常，不为尧存，不为桀亡。《苟子》）

11、往者不可谏，来者犹可追。（《论语》）

12、位卑未敢忘忧国。（陆游）

13、功名富贵笑谈中，回首一场春梦。——《汤显祖》

14、束兵秣马去匆匆，心念天言衣带中。撞破铁笼逃虎豹，顿开金锁走蛟龙。——《罗贯中》

15、万两黄金容易得，知心一个也难求。——《曹雪芹》

16、万事不由人做主，一心难与命争衡。——《罗贯中》

17、自恨枝无叶，莫怨太阳偏。——《增广贤文》

18、宠辱不惊，看庭前花开花落；去留无意，望天上云卷云舒。——《洪应明》

19、大丈夫处世，不能立功建业，几与草木同腐乎？——《罗贯中》

20、不爱尺壁而重爱寸阴，时难遭而易失也。——《诸葛亮》

21、为我尽一杯，与君发三愿：一愿世清*，二愿身强健，三愿临老头，数与君相见。——《白居易》

22、晨起开门雪满山，雪晴云淡日光寒。檐流未滴梅花冻，一种清孤不等闲。——《郑板桥》

23、仁远乎哉？我欲仁，斯仁至矣。——《论语》

24、为学，正如撑上水船，一篙不可放缓。——《朱熹》

25、知人者智，自知者明。胜人者有力，自胜者强。知足者富。强行者有志。——《道德经》

26、冷眼观人，冷耳听语，冷情当感，冷心思理。——《洪应明》

27、读书不独是变人气质，且是能养人精神，盖是理义收摄。——《曾国藩》

28、终身所约，永结为好。琴瑟再御，岁月静好。——《诗经》

29、成书在理不在势，服人以诚不以言。——《苏轼》

30、则为你如花美眷，似水流年。是答儿闲寻遍，在幽闺自怜。——《汤显祖》

31、大方无隅，大器晚成。大音希声，大象无形。——《道德经》

32、立身之道，内刚外柔；肥家之道，上逊下顺。不和不可以接物，不严不可以驭下。——《曾国藩》

33、读书有三到：谓心到，眼到，口到。——《朱熹》

34、心病还须心药治，解铃还需系铃人。——《曹雪芹》

35、吾无过人者，但生*行为，无不可对人言耳。——《司马光》

36、觉人之诈，不形于言；受人之侮，不动于色。——《洪应明》

37、君子食无求饱，居无求安。敏于事而慎于言，就有道而正焉。可谓好学也已。——《论语》

38、善作者不必善成，善始者不必善终。——《战国策》

39、处事速不如思，便不如当，用意不如*心。——《曾国藩》

40、江海所以能为百谷王者，以其善下之。——《道德经》

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展6）

——英语作文引用名言 40句菁华

1、青年时种下什么，老年时就收获什么。──易卜生

2、没有智慧的头脑，就象没有腊烛的灯笼。──托尔斯泰

3、想一下子全知道，就意味着什么也不知道。──巴甫洛夫

4、伟大的事业，需要决心，能力，组织和责任感。──易卜生

5、一个人要先经过困难，然后踏入顺境，才觉得受用，舒服。──爱迪生

6、路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求索。——屈原

7、不要慨叹生活的痛苦！慨叹是弱者。——高尔基

8、没有宽宏大量的心，便算不得英雄。——普希金

9、青春是美妙的；挥霍青春就是犯罪。——萧伯纳

10、读一本好书，就像和许多高尚的人谈话。——歌德

11、The hard bee have no time to sorrow.

12、我们爱我们的民族，这是我们自信心的源泉。——*

13、I see road, I will search up and down.

14、生活的全部意义在于无穷地探索尚未知道的东西，在于不断地增加更多的知识。──左拉

15、People who do not read, thinking will stop.

16、静以修身，俭以养德，非淡泊无以明志，非宁静无以致远。——诸葛亮

17、建筑在别人痛苦上的幸福不是真正的幸福。——阿·巴巴耶娃

18、人生所缺乏的不是才干而是志向，不是成功的能力而是勤劳的意志。——郭尔王

19、一本书像一艘船，带领我们从狭獈的地方，驶向生活的无限广阔的海洋。——凯勒

20、一朵成功的花都是由许多苦雨、血泥和强烈的暴风雨的环境培养成的。——冼星海

21、Don't lament the pain of life! Lament is the weak.

22、Never win rarely fail, never climb of very few fell.

23、Fire is the test of gold, adversity tries the strong.

24、A person's value lies in his talent, not in his clothing.

25、People will always be to learn. When he died, is graduated.

26、Man's knowledge more wide, the person's itself also will be.

27、Labor day, can have a night of sleep; Hardworking life, be happy.

28、The secret of success in it will never change the established goal.

29、Who to idle away one's time, youth will fade, life will abandon them.

30、Don't do it, is can't meet failure, also absolutely can't meet success.

31、The beginning of the many great truths are considered to be against the behavior.

32、Is the meaning of life is to give, give, is not accepted, also is not fighting for.

33、The future of science can only belong to the diligent and modest younger generation.

34、Won't find out the experience and lessons in failure, his path to success is far away.

35、Our most beautiful things in the world is created by labor, by the people's clever hands.

36、The lack of life is not ability but ambition, not ability to succeed but hardworking will.

37、Only dedicated to the society, to find out the short and has a risk of the meaning of life.

38、Infinite and believe in the power of books, is one of the true meaning of my belief education.

39、Static with cultivate one's morality, frugal to virtue, not indifferent without reason, not quiet beyond reach.

40、Anyone who no longer have the curiosity will no longer have the feeling of surprise, who would be the walking dead, their eyes are dim is not clear.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展7）

——英语初中常见谚语 40句菁华

1、大处着眼，小处着手。

2、眼见为实，耳听为虚。

3、蜂多出王，人多出将。

4、身不怕动，脑不怕用。

5、饱带饥粮，晴带雨伞。

6、三里不同乡，五里不同俗。

7、人到四十五，正是出山虎。

8、从小差一岁，到老不同年。

9、会写的坐着，会唱的站着。

10、打铁看火候，庄稼赶时候。

11、省吃餐餐有，省穿日日新。

12、莫吃过头饭，莫说过头话。

13、戒酒戒头一盅，戒烟戒头一口。

14、不到江边不脱鞋，不到火候不揭锅。

15、遇着绵羊是好汉，遇着好汉是绵羊。

16、Learning is what we learn.

17、Seeing is true, hearing is false.

18、Three meals a day, one night a night.

19、More incense burned, more ghosts provoked.

20、A flower in a crop depends entirely on fat.

21、Wind takes the lane, rain takes the street.

22、It's not cold or frozen. People don't cry.

23、People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.

24、Save meals and meals, and save time and space.

25、All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.

26、Round logs are unstable and square logs do not roll.

27、Business does not work, blind people hit the South wall.

28、Genius and laziness go hand in hand and accomplish nothing.

29、A lazy man uses a long thread, a clumsy man a curved needle.

30、If you want to be afraid of people, do not be afraid of people.

31、People grow seedlings diligently, but people grow grass lazily.

32、The heart needs constant exercise and the body needs long work.

33、A good seedling is half a grain, a good wife is half a blessing.

34、Many people have great wisdom, but many firewood have high flame.

35、Every injustice has its own head and every debt has its own owner.

36、People are iron, rice is steel, three days do not eat hungry panic.

37、If you want to know the way down the mountain, you have to ask someone.

38、For three days, Buddha is in front of him; for three years, Buddha is in the west.

39、Do not take off your shoes until you reach the river, or uncover the pot until you reach the fire.

40、If a man does not open a shop without a smiling face, he will play a roundabout and fall off the stage.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展8）

——英语该考作文常用谚语 40句菁华

1、人靠自修，树靠人修。

2、天凭日月，人凭良心。

3、宁可做过，不可错过。

4、居家要俭，行旅要慎。

5、狗朝屁走，人朝势走。

6、从俭入奢易，从奢入俭难。

7、穷人求饭吃，富人胀破肚。

8、笔落惊风雨，诗成泣鬼神。

9、能量加毅力可以征服一切。

10、要知山中事，乡间问老农。

11、不要等待机会，而要创造机会。

12、努力就能成功，坚持确保胜利。

13、好茶不怕细品，好事不怕细论。

14、宁给好汉拉马，不给懒汉作爷。

15、自家的肉不香，人家的菜有味。

16、欲望以提升热忱，毅力以磨*高山。

17、良药苦口利于病，忠言逆耳利于行。

18、No good step, slow taste.

19、Father knows no farming, no grain.

20、Happy to share, difficult to share.

21、Fight for not enough to eat, let not eat.

22、Speaking, laughing and laughing, no tutor.

23、Do not let evil be small, or good be small.

24、Help others in time, help others sincerely.

25、Man builds himself, and tree builds himself.

26、Let no man lose his money, but roll his tongue.

27、Bed before night, cock crows early to see the sky.

28、No doubt about the employer, no doubt about the suspect.

29、The ambition is not in old age, the reason is not to say.

30、Cut firewood and cut small heads. Ask the old man the way.

31、We can only persuade others to be happy, but not to leave.

32、Their meat is not fragrant, and their dishes are delicious.

33、Birds of a feather flock together and people flock together.

34、You are merciless to others, but they are indifferent to you.

35、Efforts will lead to success and perseverance will ensure victory.

36、Giving goose feathers from thousands of miles is more important than gift.

37、Every day depends on the sun and the moon, and every man on his conscience.

38、All one's heart wants to catch up with two rabbits, but they are empty-handed.

39、Good tea is not afraid of fine taste, good things are not afraid of detailed discussion.

40、If a man loves to contend for advantages and disadvantages before, he must say yes and no after.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展9）

——英语谚语高中常用 40句菁华

1、良药苦口。

2、行善积德。

3、不可以貌取人。

4、不要班门弄斧。

5、吃一堑，长一智。

6、失败是成功之母。

7、强中自有强中手。

8、时光一去不复返。

9、条条大路通罗马。

10、迟到总比不到强。

11、谋事在人，成事在天。

12、闪光的不一定都是金子。

13、一天一苹果，不用请医生。

14、努力诞生希望，拼搏成就梦想。

15、总想赢者必输，不怕输者必赢。

16、精神成就事业，态度决定一切。

17、精神*，知识成才，态度成全。

18、自己选择的路，跪着也要走下去。

19、书山有路勤为径，学海无涯苦作舟。

20、每天告诉自己一次：我真的很不错。

21、Better late than never.

22、Good deeds build virtue.

23、Don't miss a good opportunity.

24、The early bird catches the worm.

25、To save time is to prolong life.

26、Failure is the mother of success.

27、He who enjoys himself is always happy.

28、A righteous man must first be righteous.

29、Do what you don't want to do to others.

30、Health is valuable only when you are ill.

31、Spirit makes a career. Attitude decides everything.

32、Efforts to create hope and strive to achieve dreams.

33、Stand straight and never mind if the shadow inclines.

34、Efforts to build strength, attitude determines height.

35、The way you choose, you have to go down on your knees.

36、Knowledge changes destiny and creates future diligently.

37、Knowledge makes one humble, ignorance makes one arrogant.

38、Desire enhances enthusiasm and perseverance flattens mountains.

39、Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb.

40、Make every effort to win the college entrance examination and work hard to laugh together.

英语作文中常用的名言 40句菁华（扩展10）

——作文中的关于搞笑的好词好句子 30句菁华

1、佛曰：打人用砖乎、求饶，照乎。乎不死再使劲乎。

2、考试时，本想要咸鱼翻锅的，他奶奶的，没想到粘锅了。

3、想做你的太阳，高兴的时候温暖你，不高兴的时候晒死你。

4、世人都晓“倒”爷好，倒来倒去全发了。只要能把大钱赚，道德良心不要了。

5、我能想到最浪漫的事，就是看你慢慢变老而我依旧帅气逼人。

6、我们的宗旨是：过一会美一会，不能对自己有愧;过一天乐一天，不把难过留心间;过一年爽一年，坚决不存一分钱!

7、鸡蛋从外面打破的是食物，从里面打破的是生命。

8、长相要漂亮的，性格要贤惠的，这样的女人也是基本没有的。

9、东边有头驴，没人骑，今天我高兴，我来骑。嘚驾，沃于，崩我一身泥。回家让妈洗，妈说扒我皮，烧香拜佛，我再也不骑驴!

10、初见倾心!再见痴心!终日费心!欲得芳心!煞费苦心!想得催心!难到你心!不懂知心!如此狠心!让我伤心!

11、“我在寻找丢失的记忆”“说人话!”“我在复习”

12、钱，就像内裤，你得有，但不必逢人就证明你有。

13、工作要好的，待遇要高的，为了养家，男人肩上的负担是不轻的。

14、周扒皮，五十一，半夜三更来偷鸡，我们正在做游戏，一把抓住周扒皮。

15、你的头，像皮球，一踢踢到百货大楼，百货大楼，有风扇，一扇扇到火车站，火车站，有火车，给你轧个稀巴烂!

16、有传言说我最近结婚了，在这里我要澄清一下，是真的。

17、年级死，二年级抬，三年级挖坑四年级埋，五年级哭的起不来，六年级的兔崽子他来都不来。

18、养的小仓鼠生病了，不过没关系，家里有老鼠药，希望它吃过以后能好起来。

19、最高指示：饭前便后要洗手;出外归来要洗手;乘车之后要洗手;摸东摸西要洗手。

20、征婚启事：要求如下，A活的，B女的。

21、生下来的人没有怕死的，怕死的都没生下来，所以谁都别装横!

22、打个小麻将，吃个麻辣烫。找个小对象，生活就这样。

23、迎向阳光的脸蛋不会有阴影，但会有很多雀斑。

24、相聚在网络，相爱在网络。甜言蜜语纠缠不清!唧唧歪歪扑朔迷离!对了朋友，性别搞清先!

25、如果你实在饿了打电话给我，我吃点零食嚼给你听。

26、工资就像大姨妈，一个月一次，一周左右就没了。

27、不怕喝敌敌畏，就怕开盖有惊喜，畅享多一瓶。

28、在这个薄情年代，要想别人对你念念不忘，最好的办法就是欠钱不还!

29、成功专家有日在演讲台上说：把每一天都当成生命末日般去努力，一定会成功的。听众：才不要，那天天说的话岂不都是遗言了呢。

30、在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。

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